I love animals I really do, but I wish they would do a little more to help around the house. Maybe they could do some cooking or cleaning once in a while! Well, it seems cats might not be willing to clean (unless it is themselves) but they might be willing to cook! So without further ado I bring you…
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Food Knock Knock Jokes
10 – “I know you said to keep an eye on things, but I have to say my bum is burning!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in!
9 – “Now come on, try to stay under the water so you filament in all the flavours! ”
Knock knock
who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in & we’ll tell you!”
8 – “4 birds legs, 2 frogs and some rotten fish bones, this is the best soup I’ve ever made!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
7 – “I made you a lovely fish pie for dinner! …but that is when things kind of went wrong.”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan somebody your own size!
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6 – “You want me to make something special for the dogs birthday! Sure I will…mwhahah”
Knock Knock
Who’s there!
Four Eggs!
Four Eggs who?
Four Eggs ample!
5 – “Now if I carefully flip this chicken…onto the floor, grab it & run off I can have my lunch!”
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding your shoes on before your trousers is a silly idea!
4 – “Why do you humans insist on cooking everything?! They taste fine as they are!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Plums!
Plums who?
Plums me that we’ll always be friends!
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3 – “I sure hope for your sake that those are vegetable shapes bits of meat!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Muffin!
Muffin who?
Muffin the matter with me, how about you?
2 – “He said WHAT about my luxurious lobster sushi with beetroot jellies? The Imbecile!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pizza!
Pizza who?
Pizza the pie!
1 – “Then it says here to put 2 saucers of milk down on the floor! …It does I swear to you!”
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!
