Listed below are ten of the top legal blunders made by either lawyers or witnesses during US court trials. The following are real extracts taken from official court records. I solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. But maybe also something incredibly stupid…. Continue reading
Each and every year firms spend millions on brand identity only to spend twice as much in courtrooms up and down the land fighting brand theft, and imitation! Sad news indeed for the company’s that have to pay it, but for us consumers it does lead to some rather funny discovery’s when we are out shopping. So I have decided to bring you just ten of what I think is the very best examples of brand identity theft….
If there is one movie character I love it is the Minions from the film series “Despicable me”, they never fail to make me smile or indeed laugh. We have already seen some amazing merchandise in my post “Top 10 Best Minions Inspired Merchandise” so I thought I would show you some amazing digital art that takes some rather famous characters and replaces them with Minions! I hope this makes you smile as much as it did me…
I don’t really go for all this “Big Brother, the World is watching you” way of thinking. After all if they want to watch my boring life, I will happily let them! Sadly for all of us, regardless of what country we live in, there are bad people trying to do bad things, so security is always something we should all take very seriously. But when it comes to keep things secure people don’t always get it right…
If there is one thing I am not very good at it is wrapping presents. How on earth are you supposed to wrap up bottle without making it look like it is nothing more than a bottle? And don’t even start me on the stupid shapes some of my little boys toys come in, utterly ridiculous. Well here is the truth as I see it, it is pointless wrapping some things….
Just for once it was rather sunny here in the UK last week, so I decided to get the paddling pool out for my little boy. (Because until I win the lottery it is the only kind of pool I can afford.) Besides, I have very fond memories as a child of laying in the garden, in the paddling pool, in nothing by my underwear. This post has come about because while I was filling up the paddling pool the dog got it and started slashing around, playing in it! I thought this was a little odd, but it seems all sorts of animals love doing the very same thing…
The World’s Top 10 Best Images of Animals in Paddling Pools
BONUS CONTENT: Top 10 Jokes About Swimming
10 – “I stay cool & keep my water levels up, because I want to spit at everyone walking past!”
Q: Did you hear about the slow swimmer?
A: He could only do the crawl.
9 – “Stop it Brian! I hate it when you squirt water out of your trunk at me, it’s disgusting!”
Q: What detergent do swimmers use to wash their wet suit?
8 – “I bet I can swim more circles that you in 1 minute! 3…2..1….GO!”
Q: What race is never run?
A: A swimming race.
7 – “I’m swimming! Look mum, I really am swimming!!!”
Q: Why can male elephants swim whenever they want?
A: They always have trunks with them!
6 – “I won’t lie to you Dave, this is the worst pool party…EVER!”
Q: Why did the girl have problems swimming?
A: She didn’t have boy-ancy! (Buoyancy)
5 – “This jacuzzi sucks! Where are the bubbles?!?”
Q: How do sea swimmers clean themselves?
A: They wash up on shore!
4 – “Now come on kids, have fun but try not to splash mummy please.”
Q: Why did the vegetarians stop swimming?
A: Because they didn’t to the meets!
3 – ” Oo, Oo, Oo…that water is cold on my derrière!”
Q: Why did the teacher jump into the water?
A: She wanted to test the water!
2 – “These park lakes seem to get smaller and smaller! Must be budget restrictions.”
Q: What kind of stroke can you use on toast?
A: The BUTTER-fly!
1 – “I wouldn’t drink that water behind me if I were you, I have terrible flatulence.”
Q: Why do squirrels swim on there back?
A: To keep their nuts dry!