Top 10 Animals Asleep in Food Bowls



If there is something I really enjoy in life it is my Sunday dinners. It is not just the meat, roast potatoes, cabbage or gravy, it is all of it together, as a meal, as a British tradition. But as I get older I realised that I do in fact start to get tired after them! I just hope I don’t end up looking like any of this lot…

 


Top 10 Animals Asleep in Food Bowls

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Dog Asleep in Food Bowl
Dog Asleep in Food Bowl

10 – Dog

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! There’s a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter: Yes sir, they’re not very good swimmers.

Gerbils Asleep in Food Bowl
Gerbils Asleep in Food Bowl

9 – Gerbils

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! This soup tastes funny.
Waiter: So why aren’t you laughing?

Baby wombat Asleep in Food Bowl
Baby wombat Asleep in Food Bowl

8 – Baby wombat

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Have you got asparagus?
Waiter: We don’t serve sparrows and my name is not Gus!

Ferrets Asleep in Food Bowl
Ferrets Asleep in Food Bowl

7 – Ferret

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Do you serve crabs?
Waiter: Yes sir, take a seat. We’ll serve anyone.

Meerkats Asleep in Food Bowl
Meerkats Asleep in Food Bowl

6 – Meerkats

Customer: Waiter! Waiter! Your thumb’s in my soup!
Waiter: That’s all right, sir, it’s not hot.

Chick Asleep in Food Bowl
Chick Asleep in Food Bowl

5 – Chicken

Customer: Waiter, Waiter there’s a crocodile in my soup!
Waiter: Well sir you told me to make it snappy!

Pig Asleep in Food Bowl
Pig Asleep in Food Bowl

4 – Pig

Customer: Waiter, waiter, what’s wrong with these eggs?
Waiter: I don’t know Sir, I only laid the table.

Squirrel Asleep in Food Bowl
Squirrel Asleep in Food Bowl

3 – Squirrel

Customer: Waiter, Waiter! I can’t eat this chicken!Call the Manager!
Waiter: It’s no good Sir, he won’t eat it either!

Goat Asleep in Food Bowl
Goat Asleep in Food Bowl

2 – Goat

Customer: Waiter, waiter this food’s not fit for a pig!
Waiter: Sorry Sir, I’ll get you some that is.

Rabbit Asleep in Food Bowl
Rabbit Asleep in Food Bowl

1 – Rabbit

Customer: Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: I’m not surprised Sir, it was ground this morning!